Me: Can we sit outside? I want to be able to see when people get here.
Alaina: People?
Haleigh: Certain people.
Alaina: RIGHT.
Teacher: The women in the movie... well, they aren't wearing shirts. I'm sure there will be some giggling from the boys... You might want an all girls table.
Me: ..I... don't want to sit at an all girl's table.
Alaina: We know, Molly, we know.
Movie: And the world became a lot wetter and warmer-
Class: *laughter*
Teacher: ...what?
Me: Well, the wheat might not grow well in the highlands, and cows could... fall off of rocks... and stuff...
Class: *Laughter*
Me: WELL IT'S POSSIBLE.
Alaina: Maybe the fabric's just crap! It wasn't his fault.
Garrett: SHE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
Me: I thought...
Garrett: 'cause she's on my side... and no one else is...
David: That's because your side is WRONG.
Me: I was born without a mouth...
Haleigh: I can never kiss a woman.
Me: OR sample the fine foods of france and italy...
Johanna: That's, like, totally legit...
Me: He's.... he's speaking France...
Johanna: Hah. Legit.
Me: Look at my hand! It's... got fingers.
Johanna: Dude. Legit.
Me: Wouldn't it be a shame if a common sailor held your future in his hand?
Johanna: A terrible shame. I would cry.
Pippa: GUESS WHAT I DID DURING THE LORD'S PRAYOR?!
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